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May 21 2018

nedsseveredhead:

explain your dnd characters backstory in the shittiest way possible

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peashooter85:

Silver mounted Ottoman knife dated 1862.

from Hermann Historica

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kitkaloid:

whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞
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bossuary:

Necrotic shroud is one of my favorite racial traits. And, like all the best special abilities in DnD, it’s utterly useless in combat.

Playing a fallen aasimar pretty much demands that you debut necrotic shroud when the party hits its first big milestone of drama. Everyone’s spilling their baggage, filling up the party inventory with tragic pasts. Then, your aasimar busts out necrotic shroud in the heat of battle.

It’s supposed to strike fear into the enemy, and add necrotic damage to your attacks. By the time you earn the ability, though, most enemies can beat the save. Which is fine, because it’s not for beating enemies.

It’s for beating your party members over the head with pure, gothic drama. It’s for blowing their drama off the table. It’s the Alexander McQueen finale look, gauzy death embellished with broken celestial light, designed to quicken the rabbit-hearted mortals with thoughts of infinite loss. 

Top to bottom, necrotic shroud is entirely, painfully, aesthetic.

Necrotic shroud is a trait that serves the story more than the game.  It’s a self-aware, flamboyantly dark piece of character pageantry…and I fucking love it.

And, I was thrilled to see everyone reacting to Yasha’s ult with the extravagant enthusiasm it deserved.

May 20 2018

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midnigtartist:

Caleb Widogast has: 

Twenty (20) books

Zero (0) gold

Two (2) cats

sawkinator:

nintenerd64:

nintenerd64:

THREE-DIMENSIONAL ALIGNMENT CHART

x-axis: lawful–neutral–chaotic
y-axis: valid–dumbass–bastard
z-axis: unit–bitch–motherfucker

lawful: for better or worse, one bound to law, order, and retaining stability 
neutral: no general inclination towards good or evil
chaotic: hell raiser of various motives

valid: does their best and tries their hardest, usually for their greater good
dumbass: for better or for worse, clueless. no leaning toward good or evil.
bastard: a dick for the sake of being a dick

unit: gets through their problems and tolerates being wronged
bitch:  gets through but makes a big deal about it
motherfucker:  makes their problems other people’s problems

I present to you… the New Alignment Chart:

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quinnasaurus-creations:

Happy New Year!

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aegisdea:

Yay for colossal mermaids~ 

an example of your typical californian

pastabot:

california person: *riding around on their scooter* shaka brah i want a quesa! grody that i don’t have my dilla right now!

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joze1123:

Moon earrings

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dualityofsquid:

markv5:

Котенок на гигантской кувшинке. Филиппины, 1935 г….

“kitten on a gigantic lilypad, Philippines, 1935….”

May 19 2018

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joslinlapin:

Gros chat dans la neige. Ref used

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saltwort:

thundercloud plum & callery pear

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biglawbear:

richardalexanderrr:

lmfao

WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE

Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where Baby is so clearly she knows her baby’s back there and is listening in that direction

GOD THIS IS SO CUTE

turtle-pride:

Reblog fat cat if you’re gay

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criticalrolo:

wallflowerwaitlist:

YA’LL WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POOR BABY GIRL YASHA

SO THIS CAMPAIGN IS REALLY JUST A COMPETITION TO SEE WHICH PLAYER CAN OUT-GOTH ALL THE OTHERS, HUH

May 18 2018

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kalysierra:

the image on sam’s flask tonight.

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tohdraws:

Marsk (Tiefling) and Raudok (Half-Orc)  - DnD character artworks commissioned by John and Justin©2018. 

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terreverte:

a little rainbow galaxy weasel in a gatchpon capsule for the anon who left the very nice ask with the request for a creature inside a gatchapon. thank you for your support, friend :)

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